It's About To Get Weird (Special Order)

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Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Allow 3-5 business days for production. Ships separately via economy shipping. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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So why the heck did we make this? Look, I don't wanna freak you out. I know this is all pretty exciting stuff. Me, Vincent van Gogh, with my emphatic brushwork and striking use of color. No doubt I've got this Post-Impressionist thing nailed. But I just want to give you a heads up, it's about to get weird in here. Like, weird weird. I'm talkin' "cut your ear off, wrap it in newspaper and hand it to a woman" kind of weird.

I can't say exactly when it's gonna get weird. But trust me, it's gonna get weird. Like, "Hey, check out that skull smoking a cigarette" type of weird.

And is it any wonder I go a little whacko now and then? I mean sure, now my paintings routinely sell for tens of millions of dollars. But do you know what they were worth when I was alive? Jack. Friggin'. Squat. Seriously, I couldn't give this stuff away when I was alive. But no, thanks for all the wealth and recognition now that I'm dead and gone.

Well, since you're staying, you want some absinthe?

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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