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Well, OK, he didn't exactly try to ram us. But he did approach us in a very threatening way. Well, not so much "approach" us as just sort of... posture at us. Or maybe he ran away as soon as he saw us. It all happened so quickly!
But he definitely had antlers, just like an antelope. No doubt on that!
Well, OK, not so much antlers as, like, horns. Pointy... hairy... horns. That he could hear out of.
Alright, fine, maybe it wasn't a jackalope. But we still say they're real.