Jesus Is A Sh-tty Scientist (Special Order)

USD $28.00
Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

* Required Fields

Add To Wishlist

NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Ships in 2-3 business days. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
USD $28.00
Share By Email Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest Share to Reddit

About this product

After two millennia, a visibly angry Jesus announced today that he has finally thrown in the towel on science.

"Back in the days when folks were burned at the stake for questioning the word of God, everything was hunky dory," Jesus said. "Then this science business came around and fucked up everything with its 'laws of physics' and 'carbon dating' bullshit. Next thing you know, I'm in a lab coat trying to prove to a bunch of depraved Screech look-a-likes that it's possible to walk on water, or fit two of every animal on earth into one boat. The hell with it – I suck at this!"

Similar Products

The Details

Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

Reviews

There are no reviews yet!

Do you own this item? Be the first to share your experience

Jesus Is A Sh-tty Scientist (Special Order)

Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Write A Review

  • Overall Rating

You may also like

ABOUT HEADLINE

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

LEARN MORE