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Jesus Is A Sh-tty Scientist (Special Order)
USD $28.00
On-Demand Unisex Tee
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NOTE: This Special-Order on-demand product is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Allow 2-7 business days for production. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied. Expedited shipping unavailable.
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After two millennia, a visibly angry Jesus announced today that he has finally thrown in the towel on science.
"Back in the days when folks were burned at the stake for questioning the word of God, everything was hunky dory," Jesus said. "Then this science business came around and fucked up everything with its 'laws of physics' and 'carbon dating' bullshit. Next thing you know, I'm in a lab coat trying to prove to a bunch of depraved Screech look-a-likes that it's possible to walk on water, or fit two of every animal on earth into one boat. The hell with it – I suck at this!"
"Back in the days when folks were burned at the stake for questioning the word of God, everything was hunky dory," Jesus said. "Then this science business came around and fucked up everything with its 'laws of physics' and 'carbon dating' bullshit. Next thing you know, I'm in a lab coat trying to prove to a bunch of depraved Screech look-a-likes that it's possible to walk on water, or fit two of every animal on earth into one boat. The hell with it – I suck at this!"
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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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