Jesus Is A Sh-tty Scientist
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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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After two millennia, a visibly angry Jesus announced today that he has finally thrown in the towel on science.
"Back in the days when folks were burned at the stake for questioning the word of God, everything was hunky dory," Jesus said. "Then this science business came around and fucked up everything with its 'laws of physics' and 'carbon dating' bullshit. Next thing you know, I'm in a lab coat trying to prove to a bunch of depraved Screech look-a-likes that it's possible to walk on water, or fit two of every animal on earth into one boat. The hell with it – I suck at this!"
"Back in the days when folks were burned at the stake for questioning the word of God, everything was hunky dory," Jesus said. "Then this science business came around and fucked up everything with its 'laws of physics' and 'carbon dating' bullshit. Next thing you know, I'm in a lab coat trying to prove to a bunch of depraved Screech look-a-likes that it's possible to walk on water, or fit two of every animal on earth into one boat. The hell with it – I suck at this!"
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
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| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
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Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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