Jewish Christmas

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Let the gentiles have their one-day orgy of consumerism and family strife. We're talking Jewish Christmas! An awesome night of Chinese food and watching a movie in a theater all to yourself. No annoying carols. No high-pressure mistletoe. And no Uncle Randy getting exposing his less-than-enlightened views about race after a few slugs of egg nog.

Now, we know it's not technically a Jewish holiday. But why shouldn't it be? We're proclaiming it now: Jewish Christmas! Mazel tov!

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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Jewish Christmas

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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4 Star Shirt
4 Stars because it didn't offend as many people as I hoped it would. My Satan Science shirt has done much better.

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