Kafka - I Woke Up Like This

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Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Rough Morning I know what you're thinking. "How long did it take you to get ready this morning?" Truth is, I woke up like this. Honest to God. I know it looks like I must have spent hours growing this armor-plated back. And that domelike brown belly, divided perfectly into arched segments, doesn't just "happen." But I'm telling you, it does. I guess I'm just lucky like that.

But don't worry, even I have my bad mornings. Sometimes you just have a "bad antennae day." And sometimes my numerous legs, which I grew overnight, get crushed under the weight of my comparatively massive body. Mondays, amiright??

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton / Poly Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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Kafka - I Woke Up Like This

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Bob
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I laughed, I bought!
Bug stencil hides stains well! I do get tired explaining how funny "The Metamorphosis" is. Seriously.
9/17/18

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