Kafka - I Woke Up Like This

USD $28.00
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
USD $28.00

* Required Fields

Add To Wishlist

🧐 When you order this shirt, we print one just for you. Usually ships next day!
USD $28.00
Share By Email Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest Share to Reddit

About this product

Rough Morning I know what you're thinking. "How long did it take you to get ready this morning?" Truth is, I woke up like this. Honest to God. I know it looks like I must have spent hours growing this armor-plated back. And that domelike brown belly, divided perfectly into arched segments, doesn't just "happen." But I'm telling you, it does. I guess I'm just lucky like that.

But don't worry, even I have my bad mornings. Sometimes you just have a "bad antennae day." And sometimes my numerous legs, which I grew overnight, get crushed under the weight of my comparatively massive body. Mondays, amiright??

Similar Products

The Details

Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


Overall Rating

Kafka - I Woke Up Like This

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Write A Review

  • Overall Rating
I laughed, I bought!
Bug stencil hides stains well! I do get tired explaining how funny "The Metamorphosis" is. Seriously.



HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.