Kafka - I Woke Up Like This
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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Rough Morning I know what you're thinking. "How long did it take you to get ready this morning?" Truth is, I woke up like this. Honest to God. I know it looks like I must have spent hours growing this armor-plated back. And that domelike brown belly, divided perfectly into arched segments, doesn't just "happen." But I'm telling you, it does. I guess I'm just lucky like that.
But don't worry, even I have my bad mornings. Sometimes you just have a "bad antennae day." And sometimes my numerous legs, which I grew overnight, get crushed under the weight of my comparatively massive body. Mondays, amiright??
But don't worry, even I have my bad mornings. Sometimes you just have a "bad antennae day." And sometimes my numerous legs, which I grew overnight, get crushed under the weight of my comparatively massive body. Mondays, amiright??
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The Details
Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed By Us, From Scratch
Hand Screenprinted In California
Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric
Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag
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Kafka - I Woke Up Like This
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Bob
I laughed, I bought!
Bug stencil hides stains well! I do get tired explaining how funny "The Metamorphosis" is. Seriously.
9/17/18
