Kill William Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

Regular Price: USD $12.00

Special Price: USD $4.00


Let's face it, some days are just worse than others. Work is extra stressful. Or the clock just moves really slowly. Or you awaken from a coma to find that the child in your womb is gone, and now you must kill the team of assassins who betrayed you. You know, stuff like that.

Luckily it's nothing that a super-plush pair of yellow and black socks can't fix!

About Our Products

  • Men's one size crew socks
  • Cotton/Poly/Spandex blend
  • Made for extreme softness and comfort
  • Designed specifically for bi-pedal primates
  • Turns regular feet into "Feets of Greatness"™
Overall Rating

Kill William Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

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  • Overall Rating
  • Beatrix Kiddo
  • Rating:
  • 11/15/17
  • Wiggle Your Big Toe
  • These socks are wonderful to put on when you have people to cross off your list. They are comfortable and allow for antiquate room to move not just my big toes, but all of those piggies.
  • Satch
  • Rating:
  • 3/17/17
  • Socks
  • The yellow is awesome!

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