Lagoon Monster
Model is 5'7". She is wearing a size small. Click to view our sizing chart

Lagoon Monster


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Was this monster friend or foe?

There we were. Deep in the jungles of the upper Amazon. In search of a fabled lost civilization. Either we were going to find the Blockbuster Video or die trying.

When out of the murky depths it appeared. Half man. Half reptile. A smidge of fish. And 100% nightmare. For an endless minute, we stood in cold stalemate. What did it want? To hunt us? To befriend us? To ask for a towel? The scaly beast then removed all doubt with a blood-curdling gurgle, releasing centuries of passion from its savage heart!

We tried to snap a few quick selfies on the mad dash to the catamaran, but selecting the proper Instagram filter can be tough when the ghost of prehistory is hot on your tail.

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  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tee
  • Designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric

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