Lazy River Bear Dad Hat

In the untamed wilds, you may find yourself face-to-face with a Recreational River Bear (Ursus innertubus). Distinguished by its laid-back posture, personal flotation device and unmistakable glint of a cheap beer, this bear requires a unique approach. Always remember these rules:
1. Do not run. Stay! He wants to hang out.
2. Approach with caution. Cuz he'll probably ask you to do tequila shots. Remember, he can drink more. He's a bear.
3. Put your hands in the air. And wave 'em like you just don't care.
4. Use an airhorn if necessary. He loves cheesy techno, so he'll be all over that.
5. Play Dead: Dead is this band he likes.