Let's Discuss When I'm Not On Shrooms
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Whoa. I am officially trippin' balls. I hope I don't have to speak to anybo--
Goddammit... Hello? Oh, hi Rick. Can I actually call y-- What's that? No, I didn't see your email. Sure... I guess I can take a look. Wow, that's quite a document. So many letters and numbers. Marching like an army of ants on my screen. Huh? Oh, nothing. Look, Rick, now's actually not a great time. Do you mind if we discuss this when I'm not on shrooms?
Yeah, the hallucinogenic kind. Yes, I know it's 1 p.m. on a Tuesday. OK actually I don't. Time is a fuzzy concept at the moment. Illegal? Well, not in Oregon. Yes, I know we're in Tennessee, but you gotta figure it's only a matter of time.
Look, Rick, lots of people microdose on psychedelics and go to work every day. Well, no, I had an entire eighth bag with breakfast, but I'm just saying. What do you mean that's "apples to oranges?" What are you even talking about?
Oh yeah? Well I'm reporting you to HR! For what? Being a snitch -- that's what. No, I actually can't stop laughing. I wish I could.
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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