Let's Discuss When I'm Not On Shrooms

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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It's really not a good time.

Whoa. I am officially trippin' balls. I hope I don't have to speak to anybo--


Goddammit... Hello? Oh, hi Rick. Can I actually call y-- What's that? No, I didn't see your email. Sure... I guess I can take a look. Wow, that's quite a document. So many letters and numbers. Marching like an army of ants on my screen. Huh? Oh, nothing. Look, Rick, now's actually not a great time. Do you mind if we discuss this when I'm not on shrooms?

Yeah, the hallucinogenic kind. Yes, I know it's 1 p.m. on a Tuesday. OK actually I don't. Time is a fuzzy concept at the moment. Illegal? Well, not in Oregon. Yes, I know we're in Tennessee, but you gotta figure it's only a matter of time.

Look, Rick, lots of people microdose on psychedelics and go to work every day. Well, no, I had an entire eighth bag with breakfast, but I'm just saying. What do you mean that's "apples to oranges?" What are you even talking about?

Oh yeah? Well I'm reporting you to HR! For what? Being a snitch -- that's what. No, I actually can't stop laughing. I wish I could.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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