Uncle Sam: Put a Damn Mask On

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Special Price: USD $17.00

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Listen to Your Uncle Calling all able-bodied Karens and whatever the male equivalent of Karens are called! Uncle Sam wants YOU... to stop bitching and put a damn mask on. Please leave the Wal-Mart, fitness center, or city council meeting that you are currently disrupting, run straight home, and don't come out until you're ready to stop ruining it for everyone. Ol' Unkie Sam guarantees you that wearing a mask is NOT part of some liberal/socialist mind-control experiment. And if it is, he'll buy you a Coke! Cool? Thanks.

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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