Made of Star Stuff

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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As Carl Sagan said, we're all made of star stuff. Think about that for a second. That means that in a profound way, we're all connected. You. Me. Obama. LeBron. The dragon lady from Game of Thrones. All the matter in our bodies was produced in the furnace of long-dead stars.

Bieber. Carrot Top. Your dog. All of them too. The cast of Real Housewives. Rob Gronkowski. Every Kardashian. (Yes, even them.) Randy Quaid (maybe). Anyone who's ever done porn. Dave Grohl. Sarah Palin. A dung beetle. That spider you killed in the shower yesterday. (Feel good about that now? Yeah, maybe you'll think twice next time.)

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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Made of Star Stuff

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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This was a hit...
... At the Botanic Gardens, where I volunteer, my co-volunteers loved this shirt!!
The fit is perfect and no tag!!

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