Mindful as F--k

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Why Did We Design This?

Curious about living mindfully? Here's a quick meditation that anyone can do. With a little practice, you'll be mindful as f%&k!

1. Take a seat either in a chair or cross-legged on a cushion. Sit with your back straight and arms comfortably at your sides. F%&k yeah, there you go.

2. Let your gaze fall gently downward and just f%&king relax here for a few moments.

3. Gradually become aware of the process of breathing. As you breathe in, say to yourself, “I am f%&king breathing in.” As you breathe out, say, “I am f%&king breathing out.”

4. When your mind wanders, just notice it -- I am f%&king thinking -- and gently return to your f%&king breath. The key here is to be compassionate and not f%&king judgmental.

There! Wasn't that f%&king easy? Now get out there and be mindful!

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Mindful as F--k

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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  • Overall Rating
  • SueG
  • Rating:
  • 8/9/17
  • Soft fabric nice image quality
  • Very nice shirt . True to size. Very soft. Nice image quality.
  • Nikole
  • Rating:
  • 7/9/17
  • Love this shirt!
  • This is the second shirt I've bought from this website. I absolutely love them both. Great fit and cute!
  • Myra
  • Rating:
  • 6/30/17
  • You will want this!
  • Soft. Comfortable. Durable...washes well. Always a conversation starter because it's brilliant & hilarious.
  • Drake
  • Rating:
  • 1/7/17
  • Yoga mom loved it
  • Shirts are great quality and fit well. Very pleased!

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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