Moby Dick

Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Whales Gonna Whale

Oh snap, Moby Dick can talk? And he's spittin' some serious trash at Captain Ahab! Guess it wasn't enough that he crashed the captain's ship, bit off one of his legs and drove him to madness on a fruitless quest for vengeance. No, he's got to rub poor ol' Ahab's salty nose in it.

Well, I guess now we know why they call him Moby Dick. But hey, it ain't braggin' if you can back it up.

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Moby Dick

Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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  • 1/14/18
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  • I absolutely love these shirts, Ahab and Moby both. If only I hadn't lost my heart to the the female model wearing them in the catalog, everything would be hunky dory. . .it's a long way from Finland to San Francisco. . .Help! Somebody do something!!

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