Moon Phases

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Do You Know The Moon's Phases?


No, we don't mean "Waxing Gibbous" and all that stuff. We're talking about the moon's different life phases.

First was the Awkward Phase. Big glasses, headgear, zits — the whole shebang. Then came the dreaded Goth Phase. Astronomers quibble over whether to call this the Goth or Emo Phase (but that's another discussion). In any case, lots of black eyeliner and moody nights with The Cure.

The obligatory Activist Phase followed. Then came the "Experimental" Phase, which researchers say was a very fun phase.

The fairly obnoxious Intellectual Phase followed, but — mercifully for the rest of us — was cut short by the arrival of the Family Phase. The Family Phase brought its own challenges — three of them, to be exact — but at least we got a break from the moon talking about microbrews and obscure jazz LP's.

Right on queue, the Family Phase gave way to the Midlife Crisis Phase. The moon thinks this was its coolest phase. Many disagree.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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