Moose Crossing

USD $24.00
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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What To Do if You Encounter a Moose on a Bike

1. Don't panic!
2. Check for signs of aggression, like raised hair on its back or it shouting, "On your left!"
3. Give it plenty of room to pass.
4. Put your arms above your head. Say, "Heeeey Moose, sweet ride!"
5. Drop and curl into a fetal pose when you realize you didn't think to take a photo.

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.