Moscow 2030

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Women's Cotton/Poly Ringer Tee

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Want to take a tropical vacation? So much to do in Moscow in the year 2030! Years ago, Moscow was known for its endless, bone-chilling winters. But thanks to more-rapid-than-expected climate change, that's all history! Today's Moscow is positively tropical 365 days a year.

The first stop on any visitor's list should be Red Square. Finding the Square is easy. Just look for its signature line of palm trees! And seagulls -- there's lots of seagulls. (Please refrain from feeding the seagulls, as they tend to make a mess of the famed onion domes that top Saint Basil's Cathedral.)

For a breathtaking view, head to the 34th floor of the Swiss Otel. Legend has it that on a clear day you can see all the way to the Baltic Sea (formerly the eastern edge of Belarus).

And don't forget Gorky Park! It's a great spot to get an ice cream cone, check out the rainforest, and gawk at the city's burgeoning population of nudists.

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