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Seriously, Canada. They have hockey, which is sort of like basketball on skates but with less scoring/more blood. They also have ketchup chips, coffee crips, polar bears, same-sex marriage, poutine, universal heathcare and elk. (Watch out for elk, by the way. They'll mess you up.)
They gave us Martin Short, Joni Mitchell and Neil Young. (They also gave us Justin Beiber, Avril Lavigne and Nickelback -- but we'll let those slide.)
Plus that flag. So clean and simple! And they call a toilet a "biffy," which is adorable. To Canada!