Multicultural Gender-Neutral Summer

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Admittedly it's not as pithy as "white boy summer." But what it lacks in brevity it makes up for in inclusiveness. Like, why are we assuming the summer's gender? Did anyone even think to ask what its pronouns are? And how do we know what race it is? Did it fill out a census form?

Come to think of it, how do we even know it identifies as a summer? Maybe it identifies as a fall -- or even a slushy winter. Maybe it's a goth summer. Hmm, goth Summer. Has anyone claimed that hashtag yet? (Make a note of that for next year.)

Anyways, "white boy summer" sounds like... Well, it sounds like something a white guy named Chet would think of. (No offense, Chet.)

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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