My Diet Is Trash

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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It seems like every day there's some new diet craze. "Paleo" this. "Keto" that. "Gluten-free" whatever. Not me, man. My diet is trash. I don't even mean that metaphorically. I mean that I literally eat trash. Your discarded pizza? Smells like dinner. Old cheese? Yes, please! Stale pastry? Still tasty!

And look at me! I mean, sure, I could stand to lose a pound or two. I may have a slight "garbage gut." But otherwise I'm as fit as a fiddle. So stop wasting your time with some oppressive fad diet. Remember: One man's trash is another man's treat. (Consider that some trash for thought.)

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Product Type Cotton/Poly Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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