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Yellowstone is home to a large variety of animals. As one of the largest temperate ecosystems... Um... Sorry, forgot what I was gonna say. Something about the largest concentration of mammals, maybe? Um. Grizzly bears are pretty common. I think the wolf was reintroduced here like 20 years ago.

Let's see... Lots of weasel species. Oh, bison! There's a shit-ton of those. But not as many as there used to be. Bighorn sheep. I think that's an animal. Watch out for moose. What else, um... Fragile ecosystem, white tailed deer, blah blah blah.

Listen, I'm gonna level with you. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Whatever. It's nature & shit. Do I have to go into a big long spiel about non-native trout or whatever? Can't you just enjoy it already?!

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