Nevermore (Except on Weekends) (Special Order)

USD $28.00
Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Allow 3-5 business days for production. Ships separately via economy shipping. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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Hasn't everyone quothed this phrase? Many of you probably recognize this stanza:

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

But here's something you may not know. The raven actually quothed, "Nevermore... except on weekends." Seriously. And it makes sense when you think about it. How often have you said "nevermore" and actually meant it? Whether it's getting drunk, or smoking cigarettes, or going to Bangkok, there are certain things you probably still do on weekends. The raven knew that. Smart bird.

Of course, Poe was no dummy. "Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore... except on weekends,'" didn't have quite the same impact. So he cheated a little bit. He didn't like to cheat. But then he figured, "Hey, it's the weekend."

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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