Night Owl

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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What makes an owl a "Night Owl"? Wow, look over there, folks! On that rooftop -- it's the elusive North American night owl! What a treat -- they're rarely seen this time of day. Night owls are similar to regular owls, except instead of hunting rodents and fish, they close down the bar on Tuesday nights.

Night owls have no natural predators, but they do have a nemesis: the bush-tailed early bird.

Something must have aroused this night owl for it to be awake at this hour. Ah, that explains it! As you can see, they often regurgitate the indigestible parts of their last meal. In this case, mostly vodka mixers and what appears to be an omelette. Well, at least he managed to aim it directly on that early bird's Mercedes.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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Night Owl

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Night owl t-shirt
Bought the night owl T-shirt nearly 10 years ago and have worn it a lot, finally fraying around neckline so will need a new one

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