About this product
Привет! Introducing the "No Collusion" Ushanka from Headline! There's never been a more convincing -- or warmer -- way to proclaim your innocence from charges of conspiracy with a hostile foreign power than with the "No Collusion" Ushanka!
The ear flaps come down to protect your ears from the cold -- or from the nasty things being said about you by the fake-news media!!!
And while it will keep you as toasty as a Russian bear hibernating in its cozy den, we assure you the fur is 100% synthetic. Just like the doctored-up charges in this WITCH HUNT!
Да здравствует Матушка Россия! That's Russian for "No Collusion!"