NO COLLUSION Ushanka Hat

Regular Price: USD $29.00

Special Price: USD $19.00

Russian Winter Ushanka
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Привет! Introducing the "No Collusion" Ushanka from Headline! There's never been a more convincing -- or warmer -- way to proclaim your innocence from charges of conspiracy with a hostile foreign power than with the "No Collusion" Ushanka!

The ear flaps come down to protect your ears from the cold -- or from the nasty things being said about you by the fake-news media!!!

And while it will keep you as toasty as a Russian bear hibernating in its cozy den, we assure you the fur is 100% synthetic. Just like the doctored-up charges in this WITCH HUNT!

Да здравствует Матушка Россия! That's Russian for "No Collusion!"

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NO COLLUSION Ushanka Hat

Russian Winter Ushanka

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pam
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this is awesome!
warm and politically incorrect, i love it!
2/2/19

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