North Pole Vacation Tank
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North Pole Vacation Tank

Men's Cotton/Poly Tank

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USD $28.00

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Have you been craving some "alone time"?

Looking for a winter getaway offering sun and solitude? Willing to settle for one out of two? Come to the North Pole! Here at 90 North latitude, we've got it all, including:

• The world's second-largest Elf-powered workshop (watch out, Scandinavia!)
• A panoply of wildlife, including polar bears, birds that have veered way off course, and the occasional flying reindeer!
• Hundreds of miles of untouched (and constantly shifting) coastline!
Absolutely no other tourists to compete with!
• "Easy access" (via nuclear-powered icebreaker) to some of the Arctic's hottest cultural centers, including Svatbard, Qaanaag and Spitsbergen!

So what the hell are you waiting for? In just a few short days you and your dogsled team could be lounging on the pack ice, mushing it up with the elves!

About Our Products

  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tank designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric
  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
  • In stock and ships in 24 hours

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