Not All Who Sleepwalk to the Kitchen Are Lost

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Why Did We Design This? All that is gold does not glitter,
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
Not all who sleepwalk to the kitchen are lost.

Beautiful words. I guess the point is, things aren't always what they seem. Just because a person may wander -- or, say, zombie-walk to the refrigerator at 3 a.m. -- doesn't mean they lack a purpose. Maybe they're just trying to find their way. Or maybe they're in an Ambien coma trying to cook waffles and chili con queso. Everyone is different.

So don't judge. Understand that we all march to the beat of our own drummer. And sometimes that drummer really wants us to consume all the Cheetos and chocolate syrup in the house.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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