Opossum Whisperer

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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If you ever need anything opossum-related, I'm your guy. I am the Opossum Whisperer. Call it my super power. When I go out at night, an army of opossums starts following me. This isn't always a good thing. Sometimes it happens when I'm walking a date home from dinner. Usually there's not a second date. (Often, there is a restraining order.)

Anyways, a small price to pay for being the Opossum Whisperer!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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