Ordinary Everyday Turtles

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Introducing Ordinary Everyday Turtles! Got questions? We have answers:

Do they have any special or super powers?
Not really. Just ordinary turtle powers, like the ability to swim, hide from danger, and eat leaves.

Do they know karate?
No. (If they did, we would have mentioned that in the answer to our first question.)

So they're non-mutated?
Correct. Just your ordinary, everyday turtles.

Do they fight crime?
Not that we know of. I guess hypothetically, if one of them was in the exact right spot at the right time, a thief could slip on them and fall, thus giving the authorities the extra few seconds they need to catch up. But that's a very specific, highly unlikely, scenario. So basically no.

Do they love pizza?!
Why does everyone ask that? No.

What's with the face masks?
Don't know! They just thought they looked cool. Hard to disagree!

Do they have a theme song?
Yes! It goes:
Ord-i-nary everyday turtles!
Ord-i-nary everyday turtles!
Ord-i-nary everyday turtles!
THEY'RE - JUST - TUR - TLES!
(That's all they are.)

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The Details

Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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