Ordinary Everyday Turtles
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Introducing Ordinary Everyday Turtles! Got questions? We have answers:
Do they have any special or super powers?
Not really. Just ordinary turtle powers, like the ability to swim, hide from danger, and eat leaves.
Do they know karate?
No. (If they did, we would have mentioned that in the answer to our first question.)
So they're non-mutated?
Correct. Just your ordinary, everyday turtles.
Do they fight crime?
Not that we know of. I guess hypothetically, if one of them was in the exact right spot at the right time, a thief could slip on them and fall, thus giving the authorities the extra few seconds they need to catch up. But that's a very specific, highly unlikely, scenario. So basically no.
Do they love pizza?!
Why does everyone ask that? No.
What's with the face masks?
Don't know! They just thought they looked cool. Hard to disagree!
Do they have a theme song?
Yes! It goes:
Ord-i-nary everyday turtles!
Ord-i-nary everyday turtles!
Ord-i-nary everyday turtles!
THEY'RE - JUST - TUR - TLES!
(That's all they are.)
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The Details
Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed By Us, From Scratch
Hand Screenprinted In California
Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric
Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag
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