Pee Tape USB Drive

8GB USB Drive (Type A)
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We have it. We have the Pee Tape. Yes, THE Pee Tape. It's stored on this 8 GB USB drive. We're sure you have questions. We have answers.

1. Is it the real pee tape? Yes! I mean yeah. Pretty sure. Can't see why it wouldn't be.
2. How did you get it? Surprisingly easily. We just called up Vladimir and said, "Hey I'd really love to see that pee tape." And he was like, "Почему нет?!" which is Russian for "why the hell not?!"
3. And this "Vladimir" is Vladimir Putin? Let's just say a very prominent Russian guy named Vladimir.
4. Is this going to be really gross or obscene? Define "gross or obscene."
5. Donald Trump naked. Ah. Then no, it won't be gross or obscene. In fact, no nudity at all.
6. How about peeing? Well, it is the pee tape.
7. Fair point. Let's put it this way. It's not so much what you see, but what you don't see.
8. Are you sure this tape is authentic? It's starting to sound fishy. Positive. Vladimir assured us.
9. And again, this is Vladimir Putin? Like we said, a very prominent Vladimir.
10. Is it a USB Type-C drive? Nope. Just regular old USB drive. Which happens to have the pee tape.

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