Pizza Is My Anti-Drug

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Go Ahead. First Slice Is Free... I'm above the influence. Why? Because pizza is my anti-drug. Other kids may choose to ruin their lives with meth or weed, but not me. In fact, I'm not even tempted because I'm always keeping myself busy. Eating pizza.

Anytime someone offers me a "hit from a doobie," I just reach for a slice of pepperoni. I guess you could say I'm "addicted" to pizza. Haha.

But seriously, I am literally addicted to pizza.

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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