Plant Hoarder

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $7.00

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $7.00

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Welcome to the Jungle

Yes. I have a problem. Some people exercise to fill the void. Others indulge in chocolate. Me? I buy plants. Lots and lots of plants. Never saw a plant I didn't like. It started innocently enough. Someone gave me a peace lily as a gift. It was lonely, so I got a philodendron to keep it company. Then a rubber tree. I don't even remember buying the potted monstera. It just kind of showed up one day. By then I was off to the races.

Then came the succulents. So. Many. Succulents...

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


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