Punk Zebra

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Which animal is clearly the most punk rock? Did you know that the zebra is the most punk rock of all animals? That's a fact.

Let's start with the obvious. Zebras have mo-hawks. Zebras have loud, obnoxious stripes, meaning they clearly do not give a crap what you think. And zebras cannot be tamed, unlike their more corporate relative the horse (better known as the "Super Bowl Halftime Show" of the animal kingdom).

Also, like many punk rock bands, zebras typically use only three guitar chords or fewer and must be wary of lions and hyenas while on the savanna.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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