Raccoon Burglar

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Who stole my welcome mat? Look, what did you expect? I'm a raccoon. Stealing is what I do. Why do you think I have this burglar mask on my face?

And to tell the truth, it's not always about food. Sometimes when I turn over your garbage cans and spill your dirty secrets for all the neighborhood to see, I'm just doing it for the rush. It's like my drug, man. Or remember that time I stole your welcome mat? (Yeah, that was me.) What the hell does a raccoon need with a welcome mat? Beats me, but I still took it!

Am I a kleptomaniac? Perhaps. I've never been one for labels. Unless they're the kind I can steal.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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