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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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So why the heck did we make this? Regular or decaf? Regular, obviously! Decaf? Are you kidding? Decaf? How dare you even ask me that! Did I just invite you to join my knitting circle? Then why would you think I drink decaf?

Seriously, decaf? I'm offended that you would even use that word around me. If God wanted us to drink decaf, coffee beans would not have caffeine. And I need my caffeine like I need potable water, oxygen and my French press. I need the full impact of the bean.

I'll bet you decaf coffee is what the serve in hell. That's right, in hell they have a really depressing break room with a big pot of decaf coffee and a keg of O'Doul's.

Regular forever!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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