Roadie Tank

Men's Cotton/Poly Tank

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Why did we make a t-shirt about a roadie?

Look at you, Urban Road Warrior! You've got the extra-sweet, vintage white frame with the black saddle. Fixed gear? Natch. Who needs more than one gear? Besides, breaks are for cowards. Man, I'll bet when you park this thing, you wrap 'er up with a u-lock, a cable lock, a wheel lock, and a friggin' bear trap just in case. Yes, she's a mighty fine steed.

What's that I see in the drink holder there? Is that what I think it is? Let's see... paper bag... tallboy can... Yup, that's a roadie if ever I've seen one! The paper bag isn't fooling anybody, just so you know. But don't worry, I won't tell. And besides, it's not illegal if you're riding a bike. What's that? It is illegal? Well, it shouldn't be. I text while I'm on my bike all the time, and I haven't been to the ER all year. Except that one time last week. (Good thing that store window was there to break my fall or that could've been bad.)

By the way, can I have a sip of that PBR?

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  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tank designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric
  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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