Robot Poker Game

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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How do robots play poker? Alright, ante up, guys. You know the deal, two-bolt buy in. The game is seven-card rivet. And after last week's debacle, I think it's only fair we set some ground rules...

1. Gordo, I can't believe I have to say this, but no using your X-Ray vision to see anyone else's cards.
2. B-16, quit yelling "Danger!" every time Killbot calls. It drives him crazy.
3. Killbot, stop threatening to kill everyone. I know it's what you were programmed to do, but just... try.
4. Colossus, just pace yourself with the oil. You know how you "get."

Now let's have a good clean game and enjoy this time away from our shebots.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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