Runny Nose Onesie

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $12.00

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $12.00

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Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $12.00

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"Lil' Sucker" MCs Two days ago, a friend of mom's
Asked if she could hold me in her arms
So she picked me up and then I heard her say
"Your baby has snot flowing every which way"

Dad blew my nose down to the bone
But then it started gettin all over his phone
And now we talkin major gas, and here's the laugh
Purell, diaper change, and bubble bath
But see ahh, ah that's the life, ah that I lead
And on sucker MCs is who I sneeze

So take that and move back catch a booger attack
Because no tissue in the world, will ever hold me back

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.