Santa Sloth

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $9.00

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $9.00

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Slowest Santa Ever Every Christmas Eve, Santa Sloth brings gifts to good children all over the world! Or... He tries to anyway. Truth be told, he doesn't usually get very far.

I mean, just think of the math. Let's say there are 2 billion kids in the world (ballpark). That's 2 billion homes he has to cover in the span of 24 hours. There are 86,400 seconds in a day. That leaves him with .0000432 seconds per child. This is a creature with a top speed of 0.07 miles per hour. Just saying, that's a tall order. We'd be impressed if he made it through one house before sunrise.

How did this legend get started anyway?

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chuckkle
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this was a gift. She liked it.
10/4/17

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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