Seagull Captain

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Will you answer the caw? This salty old sea captain has seen it all. It doesn't matter what kind of stories you have, he's got you beat. Like the time an angry salmon cut his boat in half and bit off a piece of his leg. Or the time his first mate exploded after accidentally eating an antacid tablet. Or about the time he landed a bullseye on the head of a 5-year-old boy who had been chasing his crew around the beach with a shovel.

And he's not about to take any sass from these greenhorns who don't know their beak from their tailfeathers. After all, he's been smoking on the same corncob pipe since before they were hatched. If you were expecting an easy ride, you've got another thing coming!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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