Sensible Transportation

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Do you live for the heart-pounding thrills of Daytona?! Do you dream about wrestling 550 horsepower of angry steel around a track at speeds of over 200 mph?!

Not us. We're all about sensible transportation. I mean, sure, a stock car is fun to drive. But let's talk gas mileage. All that zipping around has you clocking in at a measly 4 MPG. Ha! Meanwhile, we're getting 31 MPG in our vintage European compact (OK, 29 if we run the AC).

Now let's talk price. The average stock car costs around $300,000 fully built. We got our car on Craigslist for $200 and a used fish tank. So that's a difference of $299,800, minus the cost of the fish tank (which honestly we got for free). So there's another one in the "win" column for us.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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