Sewer Clowns Have The Best Balloons

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Remember, kids. We've all heard the warnings. "Stay away from sewer drains." "Evil clowns live there." "You'll float, too." Blah blah blah. But, I'm sorry, sewer clowns have the best balloons. It's just true. It's like bread from a bakery, or candy from strangers, or drugs from the back of a van. They just taste better!

So remember, kids, sewer clowns may be dangerous -- and there's an excellent chance they'll drag you to your death if you approach them -- but they have the best balloons. Just saying.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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