Sewer Clowns Have The Best Balloons (Special Order)

USD $28.00
Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Allow 3-5 business days for production. Ships separately via economy shipping. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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Remember, kids. We've all heard the warnings. "Stay away from sewer drains." "Evil clowns live there." "You'll float, too." Blah blah blah. But, I'm sorry, sewer clowns have the best balloons. It's just true. It's like bread from a bakery, or candy from strangers, or drugs from the back of a van. They just taste better!

So remember, kids, sewer clowns may be dangerous -- and there's an excellent chance they'll drag you to your death if you approach them -- but they have the best balloons. Just saying.

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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