Sewer Clowns Have The Best Balloons

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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We've all heard the warnings. "Stay away from sewer drains." "Evil clowns live there." "You'll float, too." Blah blah blah. Sure, all that may be true. But I'm sorry — sewer clowns have the best balloons. It's just true. It's like bread from a bakery, or candy from strangers, or drugs from the back of a van. They just taste better!

So remember, kids! Sewer clowns may be dangerous — and there's an excellent chance they'll drag you to your death — but if you like balloons, there's simply no substitute.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.