Sewer Clowns Have The Best Balloons
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We've all heard the warnings. "Stay away from sewer drains." "Evil clowns live there." "You'll float, too." Blah blah blah. Sure, all that may be true. But I'm sorry — sewer clowns have the best balloons. It's just true. It's like bread from a bakery, or candy from strangers, or drugs from the back of a van. They just taste better!
So remember, kids! Sewer clowns may be dangerous — and there's an excellent chance they'll drag you to your death — but if you like balloons, there's simply no substitute.
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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