Sex, Drugs, Guac & Roll

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Why Did We Design This? The Guac & Roll lifestyle ain't for everyone. It's a high-octane roller coaster of sex, drugs, long hours on the road, and avocado-based dip.

Some people burn out fast, because everything you ever wanted is there for the taking. Fast cars, groupies, pills, tortilla chips, cilantro, garlic, red onion and occasionally tomatoes. (Not really into the tomatoes myself, but that's a personal preference.)

Others are built for it. They can have burritos every day and still play a 3-hour set at night without missing a beat. I guess guac is just in their blood.

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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Sex, Drugs, Guac & Roll

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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