Sex, Drugs, Guac & Roll Slouchy Tank

USD $32.00
Women's Tri-Blend Slouchy Tank

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Why Did We Design This? The Guac & Roll lifestyle ain't for everyone. It's a high-octane roller coaster of sex, drugs, long hours on the road, and avocado-based dip.

Some people burn out fast, because everything you ever wanted is there for the taking. Fast cars, groupies, pills, tortilla chips, cilantro, garlic, red onion and occasionally tomatoes. (Not really into the tomatoes myself, but that's a personal preference.)

Others are built for it. They can have burritos every day and still play a 3-hour set at night without missing a beat. I guess guac is just in their blood.

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