Shakespeare in the Park
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Shakespeare in the Park

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Have you seen Shakespeare in the park?

No, I'm not talking about the twilight performance of "King Lear." I mean have you seen William Shakespeare -- the guy -- come through this park? He walks his dogs here a lot.

Well, if you see him, tell him I'm looking for him. His dogs were doing their business on my front stoop again. The "Bard of Avon" needs to learn to bring a baggie and clean up his frickin' mess. This isn't 16th Century London.

Wait, is that him? No, that's just a hipster with a Yorkshire Terrier. Damn, it's hard to tell the difference anymore.

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