About this product
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Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat