Regular Price: USD $28.00

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $5.00

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Why Did We Design This? Greetings! I am Count Shaqula, and I bid you welcome! I have lived for centuries, yet I still can't hit a free throw. Sorry about the mist, my pooooool is being cleaned.

Please, won't you enjoy a glass of ice-cold Pepsi? Oh, me? No, I never drink... Pepsi, that is. Muhahaha! I simply get paid to endorse it. Along with Reebok, Taco Bell, Muscle Milk, Icy Hot Pain Relief, JCPenny, Soupman, 24 Hour Fitness, Dove for Men, Tiger Woods PGA Tour, a sleep apnea mask, Susta Sugar Substitute and Zales. The savings at Zales are... spoooooky.

[Wolves howl in the distance.] Ah, the children of the night. What music they make! Almost as good as my debut rap single "What's Up Doc (Can We Rock)" featuring Fu-Schnickens. Fuuuuuuu-Schnickens!

My dear, you seem faint. Almost as though you've never seen a 7-foot-1, 350-pound man turn into a bat before. Come! Why don't you adjourn to your sleeping quarters, where you will find complimentary Comcast Triple Play. You can drift off to sleep while enjoying the most HD movies and lightning-fast Internet speeds, muhahahaha!

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The Details

Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Clever. The perfect shirt for my brother-- who is a basketball fan and looks like Shaquille.

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