Sharks & Surfers Men's Socks

OS Men's Crew Socks
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You live on the edge. Everything you do is extreme. You eat cheese samples with a survival knife. You pop popcorn in a blast furnace. You had a destination wedding on a live volcano. And, goddammnit, you won't surf unless the water is chummed and full of hungry sharks.

Say no more! We made these socks with you in mind. Laugh in the face of death as you hop on your longboard and elude one dead-eyed killing machine after another. Just one slip and you're a quick snack for Jaws. But you wouldn't have it any other way!

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